((WARNING: The Charge of the Hobbit Village paintings depict very violent scenes))
I sit here with my friends in some back alley in Bree. We have gathered as we usually do to listen to each other's tales about legendary deeds and noble acts...
I see many of my friends here. There is Dido, Linett, Garric, Tolacar, Kerensa, Thorof, Faer, and others around the fire place...
Fade is telling one of her stories - gosh, not that one with the goblin again, I don't know how many times I have heard that one... Yea, here comes the part where she instead of killing it straight away takes it to the village for the villagers to do the 'deed'... Well, I must admit that she did do a very good job getting to the goblin and all, but this is the 15th time this month alone she tells it...
Oh, I see I am not the only one that is getting a bit tired... just look at Kerensa... she has already started to doze off...
Now what is this !?! I must have been snoozing for a bit, and I didn't hear what we are doing... everyone just got up and started to walk off like they are in some strange trance... I must follow them and make sure that nothing harmful happens to them... something is wrong here... this is not normal... where are we going?
There is a small pool here... but... the water is blood red! This feels wrong... I can feel... danger... Nooo! Adormur, don't look in the fountain! He disappeared in front of my very eyes! Nooo, not you also Andoran! This is the work of evil! I must not look, but... I can't stop...
I feel... nothing... darkness all around me... what is that? A Lidless Eye!
I see light... I am falling now... towards the light... faster and faster... Oh no...
Where am I? WHAT AM I? I am surrounded by vile beings and I am in the shape of a spider... but I am not scared... I... 'know' this place... this is home... I feel things I have never felt before... I feel an urge to.. kill... eat... slaughter...
I am with this party of Uruks, Orcs and Wargs. The leader is someone called Gore... He tells us that he knows where to hunt for flesh... I crave flesh... We set out and begins to hunt...
We have a couple of Wargs that scouts for us. They quickly picks up the scent of prey!
We soon see the creatures the Wargs have found - Giant Leeches! They stand no chance against the combined force of our raiding party...
The slaughter of the leeches is over too fast... Soon we all grow restless again and the blood crave overwhelms us so we continue on.
The Wargs soon picks up another scent... We can hear from their growls that this is something bigger... more dangerous... more... I need... flesh...
Bears! Giant Bears.... I can not control myself... I must... hurt them...
Suddenly one of the Uruks yells out! We all stop in our tracks to see why he stops us in the middle of our feast... We all freeze as we see the creature coming down from the snow covered hills... A Green Wurm! We hesitate for a second and then we all launch against it...
It quickly turns out that we have wandered into Wurm territory. One after another the Wurms come against us in what seems to be an endless flood of pure menace and we fight for our lives... The final Wurm is the biggest Wurm I have ever seen! A mighty Ice Wurm!
To everyones astounishment we all stand after the fight. But we don't pause for long... The blood crave takes over and we continue the hunt for flesh... Hobbit flesh...
We find a city full of Elves, Men and Dwarves... but no Hobbits. The resistance here proves too much so we decide to find easier prey... Hobbits... We decide to use stealth so we can surprise attack them...
Despite out stealth we are spotted by Living Trees... Huorns! These evil trees are only good for one thing: fire places...
Finally we spot what we have been looking for: a defenceless Hobbit village!
We don't even need the order to attack... As one, we all rush into the village and quickly kill everything in sight...
Defenceless Hobbits... silly Hobbits...
I use my favourite tactic: the surprise attack...
We meet little to no resistance, but that is alright... We came for flesh and flesh is what we got...
Many of us have now got their blood crave filled and many returns to the camp.. But a small group of us have just begun our hunt... We head for the mountains in hope of bigger prey...
We find and kill more Giant Bears and then we stumble upon a cave...
We venture inside, surely there must live something in here that we can slaughter. Fate does not disappoint us... We find a lair of Giant Wurms!
The battle is fierce! We fight as a well trimmed unit, molded from endless killings and blood sheds...
Finally, even we have had enough... We have found prey... plenty of prey... We have defeated everything we met and now it is time to go back for rest... We return to the camp...
Here we decide to find something we can...
Cyph... Cyph! CYPH!!!
Uhh! What?
(everyone is staring at Cyph...)
Cyph, wake up! Typical of you.. here Fade tells us her amazing story about how she helped Miller Berrand defeat the goblins that kept ruin his corn fields and then you just sit there and snoozes...
Part 2 of Cyph's Tale...
Edited by Cypharia - 10/Jun/2007 at 12:47